People tell me I`m too high when I`m around

and when I`m not I`m closer to the ground



Well, I do anything whenever I want

and I want to do it here and now

I`m a one-way street, I can`t retreat

`cos my mind and I play hide and seek



They want to make a problem out of me

`Cos they want their own problems unseen



My mind`s a gallery of memories

I reflect the history

I`m the sort of case of the human race

that people find hard to face



I`m the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

I`m the Cosmic Ted spaced out of my head

I`m the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

And I`m equal to anyone I`ve met



I`m the second door on the third floor

If you`ve got the key then please unlock me



But hey, dont talk to me, I`m not what you see

I`m not here today, I`m miles away

It`s twice as much reality when you`re

face to face with history



I`m the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

I`m the Cosmic Ted spaced out of my head

I`m the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

And I`m equal to anyone I`ve met



I sing lal, la, la, lal, lal, la, lal, lal, la...



I`m the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

I`m the Cosmic Ted spaced out of my head

I`m the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

And I`m equal to anyone I`ve met

I`m the living wreck, I live in Tooting Bec

I`m the Cosmic Ted... spaced out of my head

And I`m better than anyone you`ve met!



And I sing lal, la, la, lal, lal, la, lal, la...

I sing lal, la, la...



You knoew it feels so good when I reappear

and it`s so sad to see yourself

Disappear... I disappear... well, it`s too bad.



And I sing...