Torture me

I'm just an animal you see

I'm the slap for your lap

Not upset

You know pets don't really feel



Torture me

Why don't you carve my body up

Throw me into a pot

Make it hot

And you'll have a lovely meal



Torture me

'Cause you're the beauty i'm the beast

For your feast

Weddings, barmisphahs and all



Torture me

Take my skin and eat my flesh

'Cause it's fresh

Boil or roast'll be a ball



And if I can suffer more

And if I can suffer more

I'll improve your life for sure



And if I can suffer more

And if I can suffer more

And if I wimper just ignore me