My mom, she's not a woman anymore,

She dresses like a man

dresses like a man,

She's not as feminine as she

Used to be before.

Now she is so damned masculine.



I close my eyes

My mom's not a woman anymore

She's wearing a disguise

Everytime she leaves through that door.



My mom's not the same

As she was in the past

If I misbehave she kicks my ass

My mom's not quite the

Woman that she was before

When my friends come over

She likes to wrestle them down to the floor.



And I close my eyes

My mom's not a woman anymore

She's wearing a desguise

Everytime she leaves through that door.



My mom's a transvestite.