my mom, she's not a woman anymore,

She dresses like, dresses like, dresses like a man (dresses like a man),

Oh how she's not as feminine as she

Used to be before.

Now she is so damned masculine.



I close my eyes (i close my eyes)

My mom's not a woman anymore

She's wearing a disguise

Everytime she leaves through that door



My mom's not the same

As she was in the past

If i misbehave she kicks my ass



My mom's not quite the

Woman that she was before

When my friends come over

She likes to wrestle them down to the floor



I close my eyes (i close my eyes)

My mom's not a woman anymore

She's wearing a disguise

Everytime she leaves through that door



My mom's a, my mom's a, my mom's a transvestite