I'd rather have a shitty girlfriend than a shitty car

If my girlfriend starts to get on my nerves i could travel really far

I'd rather have a shitty meal than a shitty resume

'cause a totally awesome resume will feed me steak one day

I'd rather have a shitty body than a shitty voice

On my body i could wear some clothes, on my voice i have no choice



Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats

Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats

I don't need tofu if i've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh

We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers



The earth is so polluted i could never walk barefoot, ouch

On earth day i was going to plant some trees, but i planted my ass on the couch

I try to eat what's good for me, but i like captain crunch

And an extra large snickers bar with a glass of hawaiian punch

I was going to join an ad hoc committee, but i don't know what ad hoc means

I think it's a special kind of rock for stone washed denim jeans



Feed me peas and feed me corn and feed me wild oats

Let's move to the hills together and raise some chicken and goats

I don't need tofu if i've got you to help me forget those buggers, oh

We'll forget our differences and live like a couple tree huggers



I went to a special school for kids whose parents were catholic







On hot dog day we could wear what we wanted, i always ate four and got sick

Once i kissed a girl behind the convent and i got really flustered

I'll never forget the way she smelled, she tasted just like mustard

Now every time i go to the market and i reach the mustard row

I have to hurry up and leave or my crotch begins to grow



Feed me peas and feed me corn