[Whispering softly]

When Hackers Collide...

The Iternet will go down...

What will we do without the internet?



[Speaking]

We will have to live a doomed life.



[Speaking with Music (That just started)]

We don't want to live a doomed life with out the Internet!

Raise your hands if you do!!!

Good!

Now, now...let's begin this Tribute



[Singing]

This is a Tribute

A Tribute to the Internet! (The Greatest thing

in the World)

The Greatest thing in the world

It is the best thing in the world...



[Speaking]

It's what we all live for

Yeah...even you



[Singing]

Even You!

Even you!

Oh Yeah

And Me!!!

It is the best

thing in the world

The Best thing in the world



[Speaking]

It's good for the crazy people

The kind that lock themselves in their houses

Most of them grow fat

No Offense if you're one of them



[Singing]

No Offense

Yeah

No No No Offense

Yeah

No No Offense

To You...To You...



[Speaking]

I continue

So no offense

But with the Internet

You get to play Online Games,

play other stuff, start websites

C'mon it is the greatest thing

in the world

Especially for those Fat People that

sit on their Computers all day



[Singing]

The Internet is the Greatest

Thing in the World

The Best Thing in the World

Oh Yeah!

The Best thing in the world...

The BEST!!!



[Speaking]

That's all I have to say

dudes and dudettes or what

ever the heck you are...



[In Background]

The best thing in the world

The Best thing in the world...



[Music Stops, Speaking]

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