1 2 3 4

Why U big, tossed-salad, hairdo-havin'

Long, tall, snaggly gold-toothed

Funkin' habit-formed, leather-wearin'

Beanpole-lookin', black...



Shit! Oh!

Somebody bring me a piece of chicken, oh!



What... what Tricky say?

What Tricky say? Yakety-yak?

Yakety-yak, my ass, motherfucker..., uh!



Oh, gimme some horns, uh!



U can't fuck with that, look out!

We ain't gonna put no more instruments on this

We ain't got time

We don't have ti.. what time is it?

It's time 4 U 2.. it's time 4 U 2 retire, U're old

But wait, wait, wait!



Why U, and U, U

U old, Michelin Man, fat, black... uh!

Break now... yes!



When I look in the mirror

And I see your ugly face

I just wanna run...

In front of...

Wait, gimme some horns!



Now U go... U, U... wait, wait, wait

Let me... wait... U, U, U're just old

That's all I know, U're just old and U're fat

U know it 2, don't U?

U know it, U're just fat and old

Hit me!

Uh! Yes! Yes!

That's right, yes!



Johnny, Johnny! {"Tonight Show" theme}

Don't U wish U could get on TV?

On the 1!



My man say "Johnny, Johnny!" Oh