He scares easily

It makes him so angry

At me



And his head spins around

Just like the Exorcist and I

Find it ever so

Hard to resist his cries



But there's nothing more sadistic than an infant

Waving his pistol in my face

He wants me right down on my knees

Crumbling in disgrace



But he underestimates my mind

I know he's messing with my head

My only weakness is

I can't believe the guy could be entirely dead



You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being!!!!

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being!!!!



Trigger happy Jack you're gonna blow

But I'm gonna get off before you go

Now, trigger happy Jack you're just a drive by

Go, go

Go, go



And after awhile he calms down

And he looks at me like a prince

But I know I better bite the bullet

'Cause it's just another one of his

Jedi mind tricks



Well this ain't no headtrip honey

This is a collision on the road

And you've got me feeling oh just like a road kill

But you know deep down I know



You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being!!!!

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being!!!!



Trigger happy Jack you're gonna blow

But I'm gonna get off before you go

Now, trigger happy Jack you're just a drive by

Go, go

Go, go



And I hate myself

Just enough to want him

But I hate him just enough to get off



But I understand him

Maybe I'm just crazy enough

To love him

Why not



You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being!!!!

You can't talk to a psycho like a normal human being!!!!



Trigger happy Jack you're gonna blow

But I'm gonna get off before you go

Now, trigger happy Jack you're just a drive by

Go, go

Go, go