Have you read any good telephone books lately?

If you ain't then let me recommend one

I've already read that Tulsa telephone book through thirteen times

If you don't know any last names it ain't much fun



Readin' that Tulsa telephone book, can drive a guy insane

Especially if that girl you're lookin' for has no last name

I gotta find her and tell her, I don't want our love to end

So I'm readin' that Tulsa telephone book again



Well, I was in Tulsa and didn't have anything goin'

She lived in Tulsa and didn't have anything on

She said,