Oh Lord I wish I had never been sto-oned

'Cause when I get high I can't leave the women alone

Omaha Sherriff and his broad gettin' ready for slaughter

Their lookin' for the man that turned on the mayor's daughter



Omaha honey had a hold on a hell of a thing

Down in a hollo', every evening you can hear her sing

She said, monkey but showed me the Tulsa Turnaround

Stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down

Fit me like a hand in a glove, taught me how to love - y'a-all



Five miles of road between me and my house

A rosy-throat sherriff and his deputy trackin' me down

Well I wish I was back at Bacon, takin' it easy

But if a man's gonna eat fried chicken he's got to be greasy



Omaha honey had a hold on a hell of a thi-ing

Down in a hollo' every evening you can hear her si-ing

She said that monkey but showed me the Tulsa Turnaround

Stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down

Fit me like a hand in a glove, taught me how to love - y'a-all



Omaha honey had a hold on a hell of a thing

Down in a hollo' every evening you can hear her si-ing

She said, monkey but showed me the Tulsa Turnaround

Stepped on my toes, turned me on and turned me down

Fit me like a hand in a glove, taught me how to love - y'a-all