Wait a minute man

Ay check this out man

It was this blind man, right?

Man check this

It was this blind man, right?

He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?

Ay, he walked past this fish market

You know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said

Woo, good morning ladies

You like that shit man?

Ay, I got a gang of that shit, man

I tell you what

My man on the guitar

Ay, fool on the drums

Everybody just crowd 'round the mic

I tell you all these motherfuckin' jokes I got man

So first I'm gonna start it off like this

Help me sing it home boy, come on

Said colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

And smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

We can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong



So roll, roll, roll my joint

Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell

Skatin on datin rims



So roll, roll the 83

Cadallac Coupe Caville

If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell

I bet my Caddy will



Well it was just sundown in a small white town

They call it eastside Palm Dell

When the Afro Man walked through the white land

Houses went up for sale

Well I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's

when I met a little girl named Jan

I let her ride in my Caddy

cuz I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux Klan

We fucked on the bed

Fucked on the flo'

Fucked so long I grew a fuckin' afro

Then I fucked to the left

Fucked to the right

She sucked my dick 'til the shit turned white

I thought to myself

Sheeba sheeba got my ass lookin' like a zebra

I put on my clothes and I was on my way

Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet

So I ran, I jumped out the back window

But her daddy, he was waitin with a two-by-fo'

Oh, he beat me to the left

He beat me to the right

The motherfucker whooped my ass all night

But I ain't mad at her prejudice dad

That's the best damn pussy I ever had

Got a bad of weed and a bottle o' wine

I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time



Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

And smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burn

We can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong



So roll, roll, roll my joint

Pick out the seeds and stems

Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dell

Skatin on datin rims

So roll, roll the 83

Cadallac Coupe Caville

If my tapes and my cd's just don't sell

I bet my Caddy will



I met this lady in Hollywood

She had green hair but damn she looked good

I took her to my house

Cuz she was fine

But she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine

I met this lady from Japan

Never made love with an African

I fucked her once

I fucked her twice

I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya

I met a woman in the heart of Australia

Had a big butt and big titties, too

So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo

See I met this woman from Hawaii

Stuck it in her ass and she said I E

Lips was breakfast

Pussy was lunch

Then her titties busted open with Hawaiin punch

Met Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky

She said I'll fry some chicken if you just bump me

I came in her mouth

It was a crisis

I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices



Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark smoke that tumbleweed

And as the marijuana burn

We can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

Sell tapes from here to Hong Kong



I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee

Her titties were filled with hennessy

That country music really drove me crazy

But I rode that ass and said "Yes, Miss Daisy"

Met this lady in Oklahoma

Put that pussy in a coma

Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait 'til I fuck that bitch again

Met a real black girl down in South Carolina

Fucked her 'til she turned into a white albina

Fucked this hooker in Iowa

I fucked her on credit, so I owe her

Fucked this girl down in Georgia

Came in her mouth now I thought I told ya

Met this beautiful sexy ho

She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico

Fine young thang said her name's Maria

I wrapped her up just like a hot tortilla

I wanna get married but I can't afford it

I know I'm a cry when she get deported



Colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park after dark

And smoke that tumbleweed

As the marijuana burn

We can take our turn

Singin' them dirty rap songs

Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong

And sell tapes from here to Hong Kong



Have you ever went ova' a girl's house to fuck

But the pussy just ain't no good? (say what)

I mean you gettin' upset cuz you can't get her wet

Plus you in the wrong neighborhood

So you try to play it off and eat the pussy

But it take her so long to cum

Then a dude walk in

That's her big boyfriend

And he asks you where you from (where you from homey?)

So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain (I don't bang)

You start talkin' real fast (I don't bang)

But he already mad cuz you fuckin' his woman

So he start beatin' on yo' ass

Now ya clothes all muddy

Ya nose all bloody

Your dick was hard but now it's all (what)

You thought you had a girl to rock your world

Now you still gotta go jack off

Said colt 45 and two zig-zags

Baby that's all we need

We can go to the park