Fat man sitting on a little stool

Takes the money from my hand while his eyes take a walk all over you

Hands me two tickets smiles and whispers good luck

Cuddle up angel cuddle up my little dove

We'll ride down baby into this tunnel of love



I can feel the soft silk of your blouse

And them soft thrills in our little fun house

Then the lights go out and it's just the three of us

You me and all that stuff we're so scared of

Gotta ride down baby into this tunnel of love



There's a crazy mirror showing us both in 5-D

I'm laughing at you you're laughing at me

There's a room of shadows that gets so dark brother

It's easy for two people to lose each other in this tunnel of love



It ought to be easy ought to be simple enough

Man meets a woman and they fall in love

But the house is haunted and the ride gets rough

And you've got to learn to live with what you can't rise above if you want to ride on down in through this tunnel of love