I've got a picture,

Of me and you.

You wrote 'I love you',

I wrote 'me too'.

I sit and stare at it, there's nothing else to do



Oh it's in color,

Your hair is brown.

Your eyes are hazel,

And soft as clouds.

I often kiss you when there's nothing else around



I've got your picture,

I've got your picture,

I'd like a million of you all round my cell

I want a doctor,

To take your picture,

So I could look at you from inside as well.



Chorus

You've got me turning up,

I'm turning down,

I'm turning in,

I'm turnin out;

I'm turning Japanese,

I think I'm turning Japanese,

I really think so.

I'm turning Japanese,

I think I'm turning Japanese,

I really think so.

I'm turning Japanese,

I think I'm turning Japanese,

I really think so.

I'm turning Japanese,

I think I'm turning Japanese,

I really think so.



I've got your picture,

I've got your picture,

I'd like a million of you all round my cell

I want a doctor,

To take your picture,

So I could look at you from inside as well.



CHORUS



No sex,

No drugs,

No wine,

No women,

No fun,

No sin,

No you-

No wonder it's dark.

Everyone around me is a total stranger,

Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone ranger.

Everyone.



Thats why I'm turning Japanese,

I think I'm turning Japanese,

I really think so.

Turning Japanese,

I think I'm turning Japanese,

I really think so.

Turning Japanese,

I think I'm turning Japanese,

I really think so.

Turning Japanese,

I think I'm turning Japanese,

I really t