We must clean the Shroud

But we haven't any coins

Let's roll a bum for change

We can kick him in the groin

We'll kill him if we have to

Anything for God

And to save the human race

We must clean the Shroud

Restore the Jesus face

"But what about my foot?"

Shut up you fucking ox

Some things are more important

Than what's inside the box

"Like cleaning the Shroud?"

Yes, ox

Let's go get some change

So we can use these strange

Machines