My father was a lawyer, mom's at university

My brother and my sister, they both have their Ph.D.

My grampa was a pilot shooting Nazis from t he sky

But I am the most famous, I'm a TV weather guy



He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke

H e always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke

Thinks a meteorologist knows what falls from the sky

But he's got a steady income as a TV weather guy



They said that I'm not qualified to be on the TV

Don't know Celsius from Fahrenheit so I just say degrees

I just read the temperatures and make up a bunch of lies

And end up being right more than the guy on channel five



He smiles at the camera and tells a little joke

He always says it's sunny if the telestrator's broke

Thinks cloud are made from cotton that have blown up to the sky

But he's got a steady income as a TV weather guy



On Saturdays I must be out of bed by five A.M.

Put on a ton of make-up and then stare at the camera lens

Greeting all the viewers with a