she put on the light in the middle of the night

the wet stuffs here lets go

I grabbed a sock and called the doc

he told me dont be slow

I got down there with time to spare

and then I sat on pins

until the doctor shook my hand

and told me youve got twins



twenty tiny fingers

twenty tiny toes

two angel faces

each with a turnedup nose



one looks like the mummy

with the cutest little curl on top

the other one got a big a bald spot

exactly like his pop



pop, pop,

pop. pop. pop

pop. pop.,pop, pop. pop-pop



oh we got the bibs and a bottles and cribs

round our dear old flat

no time to see whats on TV

no-where to hang my hat

were never alone, we are never done

its like a steeple chase

well they came in, and they took over

like they own the place



twenty tiny fingers

twenty tiny toes

two angel faces

each with a turnedup nose



one looks like the mummy

with the cutest little curl on top

the others one got a big bald spot

exactly like his pop



pop, pop,

pop. pop. pop

pop. pop, pop, pop. pop-pop



twice the laundery, twice as bibs

twice the baby-grows

double this and double that

oh how the money goes



mum and me we both agree

when all is said and done

weve got twice the headache

and we got double fun



twenty tiny fingers

twenty tiny toes

two angel faces

wiht a turnedup nose



one looks like the mummy

with the cutest little curl on top

the others one got a big bald spot

exactly like his pop



pop, pop, pop pop pop

pop, pop, pop, pop, pop

pop, pop, pop--pop