Bad news breaking in 18A

Missy's kitty turn inside out she say

Spider queen demon and that whole crew

Across the lobby the wicker wing chair flew



All the nice people those goodly souls

Quaking in their respective hidey holes

Everyone's wasted in this gruesome dream

Not a one of them left to hear you scream



CHORUS:

Two against nature don't you know

Who's gonna grok the shape of things to go

Two against nature make them groan

Who's gonna break the shape of things unknown



Madame Erzulie she come last night

Bang you silly but leave a nasty bite

There on your nightstand much worse than that

Panatella and old black derby hat



Call your doctor - call your shrink

Western science she strictly rinkydink

They all masissi but we hang tough

Apsatively gonna help you beat that stuff



CHORUS:

Two against nature tan and lean

Puttin' big heat on skanky things unseen

Two against nature slinging dread

These boys wanna bang the skulls of things undead



T-Bone Angie she champion liar

Sew the mouth shut with rusty chicken wire

Brother Lou Garue and the Jerry Garry

Sprinkling chicken water gonna hush all three



Beautiful housewife in deep distress

'Specially you deserve the very best

Two against nature they got that stuff

Good things happening when you see about us



CHORUS:

Two against nature love this gig

Pull up the weeds before they're too damn big

Two against nature stand alone

Who's gonna chase the shape of things unknown



Two against nature don't you know

Who's gonna drop the boom on things to go

Two against nature make them groan

Gonna go bang-zoom to the moon on things unknown



Scrape the wallboards the whole damn batch

Catch the maggoty eggs before they hatch

Pepper and ratbone make damn sure

Shake the rubbish out on the patio floor



Soak the timber with special spray

Nuke the itty bitty ones right where they lay

Whip the bastards while they still green

Take the firemop - sweep it kissing clean