A one woman man's what I wanna be

Stay by her side so faithfully

I would if I could, but it's just no good

Cos there's two perfect girls for me



Hey, woah



Officer Jenny, oh can't you see

You can look me up and throw away the key

Jenny, if loving you's a crime

Then sentence me now and I'll do my time



My uniformed beauty is simply the best

She's got my heart under house arrest

But before that cop names me her boy

I'm head over heels (he's head over heels)

I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy



Jenny, oh Jenny

Joy, oh Joy

A one woman man's what I wanna be

But there's two perfect girls for me



Hey, woah



Nurse Joy, won't you please

Cure me of this bad disease

Oh Joy, the diagnosis is bleak

When I see your face my knees get weak



I'm burning up. I got the fever

She's my perfect nurse and I'd never leave her

Her bedside manner has healed so many

So why am I in love? (why's he so in love?)

Why am I in love with Officer Jenny?



Jenny, oh Jenny

Joy, oh Joy

A one woman man's what I wanna be

But there's two perfect girls for me



I've tried, and I've tried

And I've searched way deep inside

From these two I won't choose

I can't stand the bed news

About the name of the girl that

I'm gonna lose!



This can't go on, enough is enough

I've gotta pick one no matter how tough

It's time for eeny-meeny, miny-mo

But wait a second! (wait a second!)

Wait a second! (come on a wait a second)

What's her name? I've just gotta know!

I've just gotta know!!



Jenny, oh Jenny

Joy, oh Joy

A one woman man's what I wanna be

But there's one, no two, no three

Four, five, six, seven - so many

Perfect girls for me