by Bob Dylan and Robert Hunter



The woman that I love she got a hook in her nose

her eyebrows meet, she wears second hand clothes

She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop

I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop



You know I love her

Yeah I love her

I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World



If I ever lose her I will go insane

I go half crazy when she calls my name

When she says babababababy I l-l-love you

There ain't nothing in the world that I wouldn't do



You know I love her

Yeah I love her

I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World



The woman that I love she got two flat feet

Her knees knock together walking down the street

She cracks her knuckles and she snores in bed

She ain't much to look at but like I said



You know I love her

Yeah I love her

I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World



I don't mean to say that she got nothing goin'

She got a weird sense of humor that's all her own

When I get low she sets me on my feet

Got a five inch smile but her breath is sweet



You know I love her

Yeah I love her

I'm in love with the Ugliest Girl in the World



The woman that I love she a got a prizefighter nose

Cauliflower ears and a run in her hose

She speaks with a stutter and she walks with a hop

I don't know why I love her but I just can't stop