For coughs and colds ans scabby holes

Itchy pimples, unseemly moles

For funny turns and chinese burns

For aching heads we're not concerned

For staying lively, getting it nightly

This we guarantee



That's Ultranol, here's the new remedy

Before you go to bed take 2 or 3

When you wake you'll feel better

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lalalalala lalalalala



For aches and pains and jellied brains

Help you sleep and smile again

They're aimless, blameless, almost nameless

You get much more although you pay less

Revitalise that sexual drive

In fact be born again



Yes Ultranol will put you on the map

Take 4 or 5 then have a little nap

When you wake up you'll feel better



For coughs and colds and your scabby holes

lalalalala lalalalala

Keep you young although you're feeling old

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If you're not protected you're gonna get it

lalalalala lalalalala

So suck them and see you won't regret it

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Suck them and see

Suck them and see

Suck them and see

Suck them and see