All right,

All you inductees fall out and form some kinda line or something

I want all you young ladies to stick your chests out

And get your hips to move!

'Cause Uncle Jam wants you to join his army!

Come on, y'all



I know it's early, but you gotta get down.

Go on and rock, Sue, rock!

I'm a soldier, in the army, of Uncle Jam

Come on and work out in that foxhole.

Ain't no need to get dirty, but you can get down

This is the army with the mission to rescue dance music from the blahs

We're not gonna do it by fighting--Get up! Get down!

Uncle Jam wants you to funk with him

La da dee da dee dee dee dee da



You said you'd be ready, if he called on you

Now he's a righteous kind of leader

Just demanding funk and groove from you

Get down

I see you out there in that field, riding on that 88, feeling ok haHEY!

So you want to dance? You've got to join Uncle Jam's army.

Pick your feet up

Come on y'all

If you want to dance? You've got to join Uncle Jam's army.



Alright you mugs- this is Uncle Jam's army, see?

And we're on groove maneuvers, see

I don't want nobody sweatin' til I tell ya

You gotta you gotta you got to

Marching in the foxhole

All right you mugs, so you want to dance?

This is Uncle Jam's army, and we're on groove maneuvers, see

You've got to join Uncle Jam's army



Just marching to the groove, honey

Got it going on the good foot

Gotta get on up

Happy feet, happy foot, happy time

Marching in this army

Marching in this army, see

Rescuing dance music from the blahs

Rescuing dance music from the blahs

Wake up!



Come on, y'all

Now here's where we start steppin'

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