The other night I tried to go to a show

But the man at the door

He told me no

He said no one under 21 allowed

But he must have been stupid

'Cause I saw my friends in the crowd

He said "You can't buy an alcoholic drink"

"So we don't care what you really think"

Why's this happened to me

And the show was for free

It sucks to be

Under 21

So I went and got myself

A plan that would work

And I went on home

And got a real short skirt

And I flirt my way right through

That goddamn door

But once inside the music was no more

Well, I guess I got there just a bit too late

I guess it's just my luck

It's just my fate

Why's this happened to me

And the show was for free

It sucks to be

Under 21

I only want to have a little fun

But everytime I try they tell me

You're not 21