I went down to the beach and saw kiki and she was like ehhh and im like whatever

So then this chick comes up to me and says hey arent you that dude and im like yeah whatever

So then im at this pool hall and this girl comes up and is like ahhhh and im like yeah whatever



Cuz this is my united states of whatever

and this is my united states of whatever

and this is my united states of whatever



So it is three a.m and im on the corner wearin my leather and this dude comes up and he is like hey punk and im like yeah whatever

Then im in the alley throwing some dice and officer leroy comes up and he is like hey i tohught i told you and im like whatever

Then up comes zapho and im like sup zapho and he is like nothing and im like thats cool



Cuz this is my united states of whatever

and this is my united states of whatever

and this is my united states of whatever