Hello sir, remember me?

Im the man you'd though id ever be

the boy who you reduced to tears

the lad called 'thingy' for 6 whole years.

yeah thats right, my names bob

the one who landed the popstars job

the one who you told luke dont touch

the kid that wouldnt amount to much

well im here and you're still there

with your fake sports car and your receiding hair

dodgy farra trousers that you think are smart

married to the woman who teaches art

married to the life married to the school

i wanna sing and dance sir, now whos the fool?

sing and dance? you thought i was barmy

settle down 'thingy' join the army

and who are you to tell me this?

the dream i want will have to miss

sir is god.

He's been given the right to structure lives overnight

now i know lifes true path

tanks and guns that'll be a laugh

Nah not me , im a mega civillian

i wont lead my life riding piilian

but thanks for the advice

im sure it'll do

for the negative dickheads, just like you

As for now a different weapon

stage and scream is about to beckon

and here i sit in first class

bollox sir kiss my ass