Spoken:

Prehaps one of the most interesting words

In the English language today is the word fuck

Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "f"

Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "f"word

It's the one magical word

Just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived for German

the word "fleckin" which means to strike

In English fuck falls into many grammatical categories

As a transitive verb for instance

"John fucked Shirley."

As an intransitive verb

"Shirley fucks."

It's meanings not always sexual

It can be used as an adjective as in

"John's doing all the fucking work."

As an adverb

"Shirley talks too fucking much."

As an adverb enhancing an adjective

"Shirley is fucking beautiful!"

As a noun

"I don't give a fuck!"

As a part of a word

"Absofuckinglutly!"

or

"Infuckincredible!"

And as almost every word in the sentence

"Fuck the fucking fuckers."

But you must realize that aren't too many words

With the versatility of fuck

As in these examples describing situations such as

Fraud

"I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay

"Ah fuck it!"

Trouble

"I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression

"Don't fuck with me buddy"

Difficulty

"I don't understand this fucking question"

Inquiry

"Who the fuck was that?"

Disatisfaction

"I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

Incompetantce

"He's a fuck off"

Dismissal

"What don't you go outside and play hide-and-go fuck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples

With all of these multipurpose applications

How can anyone be offended when you use the word?

We say use this unique, flexable word more often in your daily speech

It will identify the quality of your character immediately

Say it loudly and proudly!

FUCK YOU