She got a Valentine from Gary

I opened it up it said "Would you please be mine."

I sent her flowers and some candy

She opened them up and said "You're trying to make me fat"



(Now)

I just want a new girlfriend

(Yeah)

I just want someone to make me laugh

I just want a new girlfriend

(Yeah)

I just want someone to laugh at me



Not too smart

Not too tall

Likes to watch TV and play basketball



I bought a car and let her drive it

She opened the door and said "Oh bother, this is red."

I gave her all my notes from algebra

Yeah, she opened ‘em up and said, "I can't believe you're so stupid."



(Now)

I just want a new girlfriend

(Yeah)

I just want someone to make me laugh

I just want a new girlfriend

(Yeah)

I just want someone to laugh at me



Not too smart

Not too tall

Likes to watch TV and play basketball

Play basketball

Play basketball

Play basketball



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(Now)

I just want a new girlfriend

(Yeah)

I just want someone to make me laugh

I just want a new girlfriend

(Yeah)

I just want someone to laugh at me



I just want her to look me (yep)

I just want her to talk to me (yeah)

I won't ever make her wash my car (no!)

I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there