I'll do you sexual favors

But i'm not into those sexual flavors

Sometimes i wish i was braver

I'm vanilla

I know about ropes and whips

Handcuffs and nipple clips

That's something i'm gonna skip

I'm vanilla

If i really get into you

Maybe i'll sing a different tune

But im timid, i'm telling you

I'm vanilla

People should do in bed

Whatever pops into their heads

But talk to me before planning ahead

It's gotta be mutual

So you're into discipline

It turns you on the more i sting

You're liberal, but fantasize right-wing

I'm vanilla

You'd like some skinhead boy

To be your bootlickin' bedroom toy

That's fine if it brings you joy

I'm vanilla

I'm happy to fantasize

Do whatever might arise

But even though i like surprises

I'm vanilla

You know i'll never be

As kinky as you want me to be

If that's not enough variety

Tie someone else to your bedpost