(Original title: Zanz Kant Danz)



[Chorus:]

Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,

Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (X 4)



[Chorus]



Out in the street a crowd is gatherin',

Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're wantin' to dance.

Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a radio;

Little Billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a trance,

For the little pig Vanz.



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You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world;

So Billy and Vanz get busy, they're makin' their move;

The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick, just like Oliver Twist;

Before it's over, your pocket is clean,

A four-legged thief paid a visit on you.



[Chorus x3]