we aint neurotic and you aint sh*t

your f*cking band is full of idiots

we might be goons but we're no clowns

and you're the reason we hate this town

i dont wanna hear what's on your mind

just shut up cause you're a waste of time

i'll rip that fuzzy sweater off your back

the Abducted wanna kick your f*cking ass

the Abducted hate you

Emo f*cks and suburban oi dicks

riot grrl had to call it quits

Fuzazi Schmugazi oh yeah you suck so bad

listening to us is the best time you ever had