I was minding mind business

lifting some lead off

the roof of the Holy Name church

it was worthwhile living a laughable life

just to set my eyes on a blistering sight

of a vicar in a tu-tu

he's not strange

he just wants to live his life this way

a scanty bit of a thing

with a decorative ring

that wouldn't cover the head of a child

as Rose collects the money in the cannister

who comes sliding down the bannister

the vicar in a tu-tu

he's not strange

he just wants to live his life this way

the monkish monsignor

with a head full of plaster

said "my man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned"

as Rose counts the money in the cannister

as natural as rain

he dances again

vicar in a tu-tu

The next day in the pulpit

with Freedom and Ease

combating ignoranca,dust and disease

as Rose counts the money in the cannister

as natural as rain

he dances agian

the fabric of a tu-tu

any man could get us to

and I am a living sign