I'm of a mind 2 make some mookie, he he… phonebook"





The phone rings - it's Vicki callin'

She wants me 2 come 2 the crib

U see, conversation's better than being lonely

So I try my best 2 ad lib

I tell her the joke about the woman

Who asked her lover - "Why is your organ so small?"

He replied, "I didn't know I was playin' in a cathedral"

Vicki didn't laugh at all





This is where she wants 2 be

And I am what she wants 2 see

I've never known a love so sweet

But still I keep Vicki waiting

Alright





All is well in Gotham City

The sound of terror is all U hear

Sometime a pistol take the place of her body

Sometimes her body's here

U see, when crime is your only love

All that matters - the present, the here and now

People, people - whatever floats this Joker's boat

Is whatever this Joker will bang





CHORUS:

This is where she wants 2 be (I…)

I am what she wants 2 see

Never known a love so sweet

Still I keep Vicki waiting





Oh yeah

Wait on, mama





Talk of children still frightens me

Is my character enough 2 be? (Never)

One that deserves a copy made? (Never, never)

This I one day, I hope 2 see

Until then she's held at bay by my animal-like persistence

Or maybe she's just 2 proud 2 say

That fate (fate) brought us 2gether

And this is where she wants 2 stay





CHORUS {x2}

(Oh)

(Oh yeah)

(Ah yeah, yeah, yeah)





All is well in Gotham Town (This is where she wants 2 be)

I am what she wants 2 see

I've never known a love so sweet

But still I keep Vicki…

Still I keep Vicki…

Still I keep Vicki waiting, oh yeah (Waiting)

Uh-huh, uh-huh

Still I keep Vicki…

Still I keep Vicki waiting





This is where she wants 2 be