He thinks of himself as a victim of love

He's not - He's a volunteer

He has consistently fallen for all the wrong women

Year after year after year

And now he blames every woman who has ever kissed him

Told him that she loved him and later dismissed him

And now he thinks he's a walking victim

He's not - He's a volunteer



She thinks of herself as a victim of circumstance

When she's a volunteer

She has placed her life in the hands of every man

Fool enough to come near

And now she blames anyone who she thinks has used her

Emotionally, or mentally abused her

She's not a victim running from a persecutor

No - She's a volunteer



And he thinks of himself as a victim of fate

When he just volunteers

He has invested his money in well bred astrologers

Healers, Psychic Seers

And now he blames every tilted constellation

Or every negative vibration

He's not a victim of UFO infestation

He's a volunteer



Oh pick the numbers

Shake the sticks

Read the tea leaves

Light the wicks

Point the finger

Pass the buck

Blame it all on lady luck



Do you think of yourself as a victim?

Or do you volunteer?

Do you let somebody else call all of your shots?

Do you cower in the corner in fear?



Or do you follow because it is easy to do?

Do you fool with modern high tech voodoo?

Too bad if you're a victim or whatever you do?

Don't volunteer



Or do you follow because it is easy to do?

Do you fool with modern high tech voodoo?

Too bad if you're a victim but whatever you do

Don't volunteer

Why would ya volunteer?

Please don't volunteer!