CHORUS: I have a college pal who

Says we can get one price for two

Just ask for 'Roger'

At Video Bargainville



We can take a trip up to the corner, it's not too far especially in our car

There's a friendly store with nice decore and lots of posters on the door

Once past the counter and the news stand with a free bag of popcorn in your hand

You're ready for the world - no, not the band but a fine selection in video land



Don't be too confused by the little reviews

On the back of the box, just pick up the boxes, all the boxes you can use

The hipedi-hoppest videos in the land

Maybe something foreign, maybe something panned, maybe something formerly banned



Perhaps it's something you can watch with friends or something that inevitably

lends

Itself to shapely curves and bends of exploited women and their friends

Perhaps it's "New York, New York" with Liza Minelli and Mickey Rourke

No, that's not right... it was Robert Deniro, everyone's favourite video hero



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So contrary to the desperate sign, most patrons always "Please rewind!"

And the clerks don't mind, they're very kind, the only stickler has resigned

There's a courteous smoking section at the back, behind the bulging exercise

video rack

And if you're tired you can hit the sack with a trendy new Ben Hur double pack



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Once we had a friend, was too extravagant

Was not a Bargainville fan, pissed off the video man!

Soon there will be 'program-your-own' TV so they ask you to heed this final plee

Before it's all dead you should rent more, and enjoy VideoBargains galore!!



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