I turned the volume up this morning

Till there was ringing in my ears

I haven't felt this good in years

Another villain on the cover

Of every major magazine

The victim somewhere in between



See how they twist and shout



And as I'm searching for the story

Subscription card falls to the floor

I'm losing interest more and more



To pick it up I'm bending over

Out of the corner of my eye

I see a pair of blazing thighs



See how they twist and shout

See how they twist and shout



I straighten up to look her over

And up my back a shooting pain

It's bound to settle im my brain



Another villain on the cover

Of every major magazine

The victim somewhere in between



See how they twist and shout

See how they twist and shout