you know i used to be a bad girl,

i got busy in the bathroom at my highschool prom.

yeah i used to be a dancer at the local strip club

but now i know my right wing from my wrong.

yeah yeah yeah



i really used to be a bad girl,

i had a threesome with my sister and her boyfriend tom.

i know i used to be a real wild child,

but now i am a volvo driving soccer mum.

a volvo driving soccer mum



really used to be a bad girl,

i got busted for possession of my wizard-shaped bong

i used to love to do the things they'd tell me not to do

but now i'm different, now i sing a new song



i really used to be a bad girl,

i got gang-banged in the bathroom at my highschool prom

yes i used to be a real wild child,

but now i am a volvo driving soccer mum



na na na na volvo driving soccer mum na na na na volvo driving soccer mum



wo oh wo oh

where you are the porn stars go,

when the lights go down

i wonder where all the porn stars go

coz when you need one they are never around

i think they moved out to the suburbs

and now they're blonde, bland, middle-class Republican wives

they all have blonde, bland, middle-class Republican children

blonde, bland, middle-class Republican lives



where do all the porn stars go

when the lights go down?

i think i know where all the porn stars go

they all become Volvo-driving soccer mums



Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mum na-na na-na na-na na-na

Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mum na-na na-na na-na na-na

Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer mum na-na na-na na-na na-na

Na-na na-na Volvo driving soccer muuuum...