It took a lifetime, but finally found

The perfect waffle recipe

You'll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkin' town

One little bite any I'm sure you'll agree



Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak

Aw, You're gonna lick your plate clean

People come from miles around just to study my technique

I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen



I'm the Waffle King (yeah)

Waffle King

That's what they call me

Waffle King

Hey, I'm the Waffle King



Everywhere I go now, the people cheer

I never have to wait in line

People say, "Right this way, sir, your money's no good here"

Some day I betcha they'll build me a shrine



And everybody say, "Well I'm your biggest fan!"

"I seen your picture in People Magazine!"

Folks come from all around the world just to shake my hand

If you don't believe in the power of the WAFFLE lemme show you

Just what I mean



I the Waffle King

Make you scream and shout

Waffle King

That's my name, don't wear it out

Waffle King

Make no mistake about it

I'm the Waffle King (yeah)



Roll out the red carpet, 'cause here I come!

All you peons better scram

Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum

Don't you know who I am?

Hey!



I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatin' fools

Everybody on your Knees!

You wanna buy a waffle, you're playing by MY rules

Go on, beg me, lemme here you say ,"Pretty Please"



Can't you tell the universe revolves around me?

Don't you know you suckers owe me everything?

And can't you see that I'm the highest form of life that there

Could ever be?

Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing

Come on now...



Waffle King

Hey batter batter

Waffle King

Hot on your platter

Waffle King

Say, what's the matter

Don't you know who I am?

Don't you know who I am?

Tell 'em girls



(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)

Yeah Yeah

(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)

Tell the truth now

(He's the WA WA WA WA WA WA WAFFLE KING)

Don't you know who I am?

Don't you know who I am?