Just take a ticket

It takes you nowhere

They saw us coming

It's them and us here

Just keep your voice down

And light another

I am a patient girl

I wait, I wait, I wait

It's not your money

Don't call me stupid!

Not big or clever

Mean can mean awkward

It's Wigan Pier here

I'm not for jumping

See candid camera

Sees next to nothing



You keep me waiting ...

I keep on shouting!



My letterbox knows

Bangers and bad news

Good morning campers -

Sees queues & queues & queues

They spell my name wrong

It's not far art's sake

And every truth told

Black mark on black mark

You love to chew on

This bread and butter

You crunch your numbers

And push your papers

Pile-up on pile-up

Malicious bad turns

I'll light another

Slow fuses, slow burn



You keep me waiting ...

I keep on shouting!