I'd work very hard,

But I'm lazy

I can't take the pressure and it's starting to show,

In my heart

You know how it pains me

A life of leisure is no life you know



(Chorus:)

Waking up and getting up has never been easy,

Oh I think you should know

Waking up and getting up has never been easy,

Oh I think you should know

Oh I think you should go

Make a cup of tea

and put a record on.



I'd work very hard

But I'm lazy

I've got a lot of songs but they're all in my head

I'll get a guitar

And a lover who pays me

If I can't be a star I won't get out of bed



(Rpt chorus X2)