(Tweedy)



There's a man on TV claims he killed 23

Burnt their bodies and collected their teeth

There's another man at home with his wife and family tree

Who agreed this would make a good movie?

And I'm sitting here, wondering what this is all doing to me



He sold the book rights, and he was set for life

A woman on a talk show wants to be his wife

Another man decides to purchase his knife

A court decides he's got the right

And I'm sitting here, wondering how he can ever sleep at night



I don't want to walk where he walked

I don't want to talk to who he stalked

I don't want to walk where he walked



First it was a book, and then it was a movie

They cut it all up and they put it on the TV

The starring role was played by Christopher Lee

He was fine, he was something to see

And I'm sitting here, wondering what this is all doing to me



(Chorus)

Oh Lord, I didn't catch how he got caught