Fryers beep are you listening

In line people are bitchin'

It's a horrible sight

We're crabby tonight

Walkin in a greasy wonderland



In the pan we can build a greaseman

And pretend that he is Parson Brown

He'll say are you divorced we'll say no man

But you can do the job while you're in town



Later on we'll conspire as we fry by the fire

To face afraid the plans we've unmade

Walkin in a greasy wonderland



Gone away is a manager

Here to stay is a customer.

He sings a bad song

As we go along

Walkin in a greasy wonderland



In the pan we can build a greaseman

And pretend that he's a circus clown

We'll have no fun with Mr. Greaseman

Until the other workers melt him down



When it smells ain't it 'sgusting

When your gut gets a rolling

We'll eat and we'll puke

The sick person way

Walkin in a greasy wonderland.