* These lyrics are copied exactly as they appear in the CD booklet.

Jack is actually singing "An out-of-tune Les Paul'll get me by"



This song appears on the Japanese release of ...Twice Shy

It was released in the U.S. only on a single, and is now available on Great White's Greatest Hits





Well I'm a wasted rock ranger

I live the life of danger

On the road to find a higher high

I don't need no one's affection

All I need is my injection

The music of wild rock will get me by *



I've been doin' gigs since I was ten

I really can't remember when

I ever had a dollar to my name

My ears are blown, my eyes are red

I got big holes inside my head

Snorting too much crystal and cocaine



I have bennies with the breakfast toast

Qualudes with the evening roast

Assorted snorts of powder in between

I don't think a day's gone by

That I wasn't drunk or high

It's the only way I keep my sanity



From Kegger's Den to Hooterville

My flaming tricks have topped the bill

A thousand empty bottles earn my name

Endless trains of one night stands

Sharing gigs with half-assed bands

And all the local groupies lay the same



Well I could have had a payin' job

Workin' for some fucked-up slob

Wife and family, true security

But I left that shit behind

For that heavy metal grind

'Cause rock'n roll is in my blood to stay

(among other things)



Hey! You're a wasted rock ranger

You'll live life of danger

Sing this song and follow it till the end

When you reach number one

You can overdose for fun

And go and visit Jimi and his friends



Hey! You're a wasted rock ranger

You'll live a life of danger

Sing this song and follow it till the end

When we reach number one

Hey! We'll all overdose for fun

And we'll hang out with Jimi and his friends

Yee haw!