I'm wasting time thinking about a girl

And stealing her away from her world

She and I would run away

I think of all the things that I'd say



We'd talk about important things

And I picture it in my dreams

She'd teach me about modern art

And I'd show her it's okay to fart and



Maybe I'd impress her

By being in a band and

Maybe if I act real tough

She'd let me hold her hand and

Maybe I'll win her heart

By writing this song about her



Sometimes I sit at home and

Wonder if she's sitting at home

Thinking of me and wondering if I'm

Sitting at home, thinking about her

Or am I just wasting my time



Remembering how she laughed at Kinko's

When I made fun of that guy

Remebering the look she gave me

When I told her that I used to fry



I really want to ask her out

But my ego could never take it

And even if I got the balls

You know that the Cougar would never make it



And in my town you can't drive naked



And maybe I'd impress her

By being in a band and

Maybe if I act real tough

She'd let me hold her hand and

Maybe I'll win her heart

By writing this song about her



Sometimes I sit at home and

Wonder if she's sitting at home

Thinking of me and wondering if I'm

Sitting at home, thinking about her

Or am I just wasting my time



Am I just wasting my time

Am I just wasting my time

Am I just wasting my time

Wasting my time thinking about a girl