I'm wasting time thinking about a girl

And stealing her away from her world

She and i would run away

I think of all the things that i'd say



We'd talk about important things

And i picture it in my dreams

She'd teach me about modern art

And i'd show her it's okay to fart and



Maybe i'd impress her

By being in a band and

Maybe if i act real tough

She'd let me hold her hand and

Maybe i'll win her heart

By writing this song about her



Sometimes i sit at home and

Wonder if she's sitting at home

Thinking of me and wondering if i'm

Sitting at home, thinking about her

Or am i just wasting my time



Remembering how she laughed at kinko's

When i made fun of that guy

Remebering the look she gave me

When i told her that i used to fry



I really want to ask her out

But my ego could never take it

And even if i got the balls

You know that the cougar would never make it



And in my town you can't drive naked



And maybe i'd impress her

By being in a band and

Maybe if i act real tough

She'd let me hold her hand and

Maybe i'll win her heart

By writing this song about her



Sometimes i sit at home and

Wonder if she's sitting at home

Thinking of me and wondering if i'm

Sitting at home, thinking about her

Or am i just wasting my time



Am i just wasting my time

Am i just wasting my time

Am i just wasting my time

Wasting my time thinking about a girl