I am a puppet on a string

I am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen

I am impossible to believe

I'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity

I'm irrational I'm illogical hypocritical a bleeding heart liberal

I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent

a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall

I am humble I am vain

what motivates me something I can't explain

I am outrageous and insane

I'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine

I'm an honest hypocrite imploding modern idiot

I am a slave to my abuse convicted caught with no excuse

I'm pathetic apathetic disillusioned disconnected

I am lost I am free I'm impossible to believe

a walking chemical statistically impossible

a thorough modern idiot watch me as I fall