Harry's old man has been away

but now he's back - got home today

It brings me down to see him here

peculiar guy he's kinda queer

Harry's mom is really pissed

she can't recall when last they kissed

she knows he's weird - what he's been doin'

Men and women he's been screwin'



Harry knew something should be done

Harry knew something should be done

Harry knew something should be done

Harry knew and Harry did it!



Weeks ago right after school

Harry found dad nude in the pool

The maid was there giving him head

and Harry wanted to see him dead

Harry's dad's a fuckin' ass and...



Fuckin' ass waxeatin' bastard

Always mean and always plastered

Harry hates that kind of shit,

but Harry knows what dad'll get

Harry's dad fucks dogs and cats

and Harry's dad fucks this and that

and Harry'd dad fucked Harry's brother

but Harry's dad won't fuck Harry's mother