Excuse me may I offer you this TV-set

I put it on a year ago and it hasn't broken yet

Or maybe you'd prefer a t-shirt with a smile

It's been here a while but it's not out of style

Our cutlery department has newly been restored

We do it every year so you won't get bored

We try to please our customers the best way we can

Rich or poor we will be at hand

Every woman every man

Welcome to our shopping land

We aim to please

And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees

We aim to please

We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease

The girls at the counters can always lend a hand

To the ladies and the women and the boys and the men

We hope you like our music

We pick it out for you in corporation with the Sony-crew

We try to please our customers the best way we can

Rich or poor we will be at hand

Every woman every man

Welcome to our shopping land

We aim to please

And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees

We aim to please

We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease

We hope that you found pleasure in picking out your choice

And if you like to hand it back we will nort make a noise

Gee I must be going you know I can't be late

See you tomorrow when we open up at eight

We aim to please

And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees

We aim to please

We're here to help you out and make you feel at ease

Aim to please

And if you're not satisfied we're down on our knees

Aim to please