People think they're funny when they have a good wit

Others think they're gorgeous but inside they feel shit

Many think they're brainy but they haven't a clue

And I think I'm clever 'coz I'm singing this to you



We are wrong, we are wrong, we are all so so wrong

We are monkeys

We are false, we're untrue, we should be in the zoo

With our uncles

And if you don't believe, go and climb up a tree

And you'll love it

You're a fool to believe any more, so believe you're a monkey



Now all the clever monkeys telling us what to do

Telling us to stay in line and join the monkey queue

Thinking that they're special 'coz they went to private zoo

One day soon they're gonna end up in a monkey stew



They are wrong, they are wrong, they are all so so wrong

They are monkeys

They are false, they're untrue, they should be in the zoo

With their uncles

And if you don't believe, go and climb up a tree

And you'll love it

You're a fool to believe any more so believe you're a monkey



We are wrong, we are wrong, we are all so so wrong

We are monkeys

We are false, we're untrue, we should be in the zoo

With our uncles

And if you don't believe, go and climb up a tree

And you'll love it

You're a fool to believe any more, so believe you're a monkey



You're a fool to believe any more, so believe you're a monkey

You're a fool to believe any more, so believe you're a monkey