{if you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk} - *2x*



{if you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk}

{we want the funk!} - *both 4x*



[ahmad]

Dig it the mic is mine i'm the incredible man, with the gift of gab

And when i speak you'll be doin the freak

So if, you don't want the funk then you a punk

Everybody out of they chairs should go for theirs, and

If you can find anyone better or as bad as mine

That's thick as a dreadlock and rocks like lenny kravitz

Then you done great, you done good

Wait i hope they told you, i'll explode to any track

I'm back on top, ready to drop bombs

I'm the only rapper that can rap like this, then do the twist

So hold up wait a minute let put the boom back in it

To show the joneses can win it, and that's my crew

That's my clan, that's my posse

The niggaz with the funky tunes, turn up the volume

All you ballers, with your six-four impalas

And bass comin out of your trunk, you better holla if you want the funk



{if you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk}

{we want the funk!} - *both 4x*



[ahmad]

Word now everybody get up, then sit back down and yell (ho!)

The niggarole's back with a verse and it gets worse

By worse i mean better than you and i can do

Crews and never lose in fights because i write

And flip scripts i rip up punks and do a cheer

Think i'd ring the funk bell yell (party over here!)

Now peep what i wrought and maybe i even got

A million funk styles for ya bay-bay

In stacks so when i rap the claps come

Through i'm new but been hearin cheers for years and

Fear is a mindstate, i rip up raps and do up dance stuff

The great ahmad, if you agree then nod

Your head like this or like that i can rap with anyone

And still won't fall, i do it all

So y'all kids with tapes on your shelves and

Twelves boomin out of your trunk, you better yell if you want the funk



{if you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk}

{we want the funk!} - *both 6x*



[ahmad]

Well i'm still kickin the funk, don't believe it you don't have to

But, bet a buck, you gon' believe it when i leave it stuck

Imprinted, through a rhyme i invented

To indent your skull cause i got soul

Everybody get ready, then set go and when i let go

Of the microphone, get your jam on

But one more thing before i sing cause i'm fat

And ask for you please get off your rump

And scream if you want the funk



{if you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk}

{we want the funk!} - *both 4x*



{if you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk}

{party over here, bust you over there} - *2x*

*repeat all 8x*



{if you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk} - *2x*



{if you didn't come to dance..} {we want the funk!}



{give me that funky baby, give me that funk} - {we want the funk!}

*repeat this 8x*



{if you didn't come to dance, then you don't want the funk}

{we want the funk!} - *repeat to fade*