Plastic flowers in her hair

Don't they make a lovely pair

Met last night at the slot machines

Him in leather, her in jeans

All night preacher does the ceremony

His wife throws Minute Rice

Her tears are phony



But wedding vows in Vegas

Aren't meant to last for ages

You've got to be courageous

To play the odds that love will win

Whatever city you're in



A Polaroid's an extra twenty

Shoot the works man, we've got plenty

Witness is another ten

Thanks a heap and come again

Buffet dinner, nothing but the best

And check into some strip love nest



But wedding vows in Vegas

Aren't meant to last for ages

You've got to be courageous

To play the odds that love will win

Whatever city you're in



How can this be?

Ice cold Chablis, cable TV

Continental breakfast free

Baby, then it's you and me

It's you



Buffet dinner, nothing but the best

And check into some strip love nest

But wedding vows in Vegas

Aren't meant to last for ages

You've got to be courageous

To play the odds that love will win

Whatever city you're in