R: I have heard among this clan

You are called the forgotten man

J: Is that what they’re saying?

Well did you evah!

What a swell party this is

R: And have you heard the story of a boy, a girl,

Unrequited love?

J: Sounds like your soap opera

R: I may cry

J: Tune in tomorrow

What a swell party this is



J: What frails

What frocks

R: What broads

J: What pearls

What rocks

R: They’re bootiful

J: I’ve never seen such gaiety

R: Neither have I

J: It’s all just too, too risqué really



R: This French champagne

J: Domestic

R + J: So good for the brain

R: That’s what I was gonna say

J: You know you’re a brilliant fellow?

R: Why thank you

J: Pick it up, Jack

Oh please don’t eat the glass, my friend



Have you heard about dear Blanche?

Got run down by an avalanche

R: No!

J: Oh, don’t worry, she’s a game girl you know

Got up and finished 4th

R: The kid’s got guts

J: Havin’ a nice time?

Grab a line



R: Have you heard that Mimsy Star

J: Oh, what now?

R: She got pinched in the ass to bar

J: Slushed again, ey?

R: She was stoned

J: Well did you evah

R: Nevah

R + J: What a swell party this is



J: Hey check out that ass!

R: Aah, that’s a lovely dress,

Do you think I could talk her out of it?



It’s great

J: Ah, it’s great

R: So grand

J: So grand

R + J: This wo-…-nderland

R: La la……

J: Ladada…

We sing

R: Oh we sing

J: So rare

R: So rare

J: Like old camembert

R: Old camembert

R + J: Like ba, ba rum

J: Ba ba ba bum

R: Don’t dig that kind of crooning, chum



R + J: Have you heard, it’s in the stars

Next July we collide with Mars

Well did you evah

What a swell party

A swell party

A swellegant, elegant party this is



J: I drink to your health

R: Naah, let’s drink to your wealth

J: You’re my bon ami

R: Hey, that’s French

J: Liberty

R + J: Fraternity



R + J: Have you heard, it’s in the stars

Next July we collide with Mars

Well did you evah

What a swell party

A swell party

A swellegant, elegant party this is